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Various Artists - Stein: [Interpretations eines Geologischen Materials und Seiner Symbolik]

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Various Artists - Stein: [Interpretations eines Geologischen Materials und Seiner Symbolik]
Verlautbarung.
DLP + 7”. 16 pp booklet.
199 copies.

Featuring:
Irgun Z’Wai Leumi
AMPH
Hal Hutchinson
Enklav
Niellerade Fallibilisthorstar
MNEM  
Jeph Jerman
Värtgärd
Clew of Thesus
Kristian Olsson
Doroga
Dieter Müh
OCHU
Contrastate
Feine Trinkers Bei Pinkels Daheim






When Chris Bohn [the editor of Wire magazine] took Noise and Industrial artists to task in one of his editorials a couple of years back I took him to task, only for the Wire to copy and paste my blog post [minus the Snotnosed review it prefaced of course] straight into their letters page without even having the decency to email me to ask first. Damned cheek. Either it was a well written riposte or they were hard up for letters that month. I’ll let you decide.

In March’s issue Bohn once again loaded his cudgels this time with Industrial music in his sights. ‘Industrial culture’s not dead - I’d say more’s the pity’ before going on to explain that its acts like Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Front Line Assembly, Nine Inch Nails and their ilk he saves his ire for blaming the original wave of Industrial acts [Throbbing Gristle, Cabaret Voltaire, NON, Laibach, Coil et al] for opening a window through which those ‘heavily mascara’d industrial rock emo’s’ could crawl through.

I too would be much happier not having to live in a world where Ministry and Nine Inch Nails ply their trade but once that windows open you’re buggered - you cant shut it just because you don’t like whats jumped through it. The cats out of the bag whether you like it or not.

That first wave of industrial culture isn’t just the preserve of those ‘heavily mascara’d emo’s’ though. Industrial Culture continues to influence a very different breed of artists, not all of whom are reliant on transgressive material and a user friendly website to further their cause.

I’d put a fair amount of money on all of the artists appearing on Verlautbarung’s mammoth double LP/7” release having within their walls a smattering of Throbbing Gristle’s output. That doesn’t mean they’ve produced music that requires mascara and a pounding Industrial beat to fill out a hockey arena with or have album covers featuring rotting corpses.

Verlautbarung asked all of the 15 artists involved to use stone as a concept in their work. Some took it literally, others more conceptually [for example AMPH with the boxer Roberto Duran a.k.a. Hands of Stone] and although I found no trace of someone banging two pebbles together I did find traces of Power Electronics [Irgun Z’wai Leumi, Värtgärd] and remarkable comparisons to early TNB garden shed compositions [Hal Hutchinson] amongst plenty of Industrial Ambience and loop type experimentation from lots of people who are new to me. Transgressive material appears in the accompanying booklet courtesy of a photo of George Mallory’s mummified remains lying bleached on the slopes of Everest, apart from that its mainly rocks.

Industrial Ambience looms largest though, Doroga’s random clanging of deadened tubular bells is distinctly bleak and funereal, the Dieter Müh track that follows it is grinding flour wheels and syrup thick cardiac rhythms, OCHU’s ‘For George Mallory’ does indeed sound like someone sliding down a gravel encrusted slope as a dented cow bell is struck in mock funeral tones. Some used stone as a sound source such as Jeph Jerman who’s managed to make stones sound like underwater machinery, others tape loops [MNEM], some sound like a massed march through rubble [AMPH].

Unusually for a compilation I found myself warming to all of it, no mean feat and the sign of some serious quality control going on. I thought I’d heard its best but it wasn’t until I got to side ‘e’ of the seven incher that I got the wind knocked out of me. Contrastate, those enigmatic purveyors of mysterious music, without the aid of mascara or podium or a helpful Merch tab on their website present ‘Haunted’ an aptly titled track drenched in layers of eldritch that disappears into the ether leaving behind it a trail of votive incense. Its softly spoken, half sung vocals are a repentant Catholic priest speaking in tongues, melodic, eerie and genuinely unnerving. Dunno where the stones were though.  

Verlautbarung is a vinyl only label and this is their fourth release.


 

   
Contact: Verlautbarung


Wants List

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In the days before the Internet people used to write to each other and if you were into noise you usually had a ‘wants list’ tagged on to the end of your letter. This list would contain a number of highly sought after noise items that, if you were lucky, would be sat on someone’s shelf awaiting a buyer. You.

In the days before the Internet I used to correspond with a chap in Wolverhampton called Paul Williams. Paul had a wicked sense of humour which belied his ill health. He used to listen to lots of noise releases as way of catharsis, most of which he taped for me, far more than I could ever physically listen to. And then one day the letters stopped arriving. To my eternal shame I’m sad to say I didn’t have the nerve to write to his address to find out what had happened to him.

On Saturday at the Crater Lake festival I passed his tapes on to the Filthy Turd. I passed a lot of tapes on to the Filthy Turd. In fact I passed on about 90% of all my tapes to the Filthy Turd. I no longer listened to them. He’ll recycle them and someone will listen to them and get enjoyment out of them which is a far better life for them than sitting in a box going moldy.

Paul Williams used to tag on spoof wants lists to the end of his letters. I used to print them off when I did the paper zine but during the recent clear out I cam across his correspondence and decided that these wants lists needed reprinting. Here for your delectation then is a Paul Williams wants lists. More to follow.

Hafler Trio - The Uncircumcised Ear. CD
Crisis Management - Monkey Virus. Cas
Willy Prader - Obesity in Surroundsound. CD
Willy Prader - 28 Stone Sex Drive. CD
Smallpox - The Wonderful World of … LP
Smallpox - Dirty Weekend in Burkina Faso. CD
Cock ESP with Little Oral Annie - Annie Get Your Gunk. 12”
Foetus - Thumb. 12”
Thee Psychick Zygons - Thee Evils of Stereo. CD
The Dads - No Wife of Mine. LP
The Dads - Happy Fathers Day. 2XCD [Obscure Jap psychedelic group of the 70’s]
Merzbow - Self Adjusting Symmetrico Restorator Corporiform. CD
Merzbow - Ninja Audiologist. LP
Merzbow - Iron Clad Cochlear Implant. CD
Merzbow - Pufferfish. 7”
Merzbow - We Do Not Give Change. LP
Eating Disorder - Zavaroni. CD
Hanratty - Stiff and Well Hung. LP
Aube - Chain. Cas
Aube - Cistern. Cas
Aube - Seat. Cas
Sutcliffe Jugend - Impotent Rage. 7”
Renaissance Noise Pump - The Buggers Opera. 12”
Renaissance Noise Pump - Choral Sex. 7”
Episiotomy Patrol - Dedicated to Virginia Rappe. CD
Episiotomy Patrol - Reggie No-Dick. LP
Episiotomy Patrol - Nylon. 12”
Episiotomy Patrol - Depilator. LP
Unley Stanwin - Wineglass Sonata. LP
Unley Stanwin - Works for Stringless quartet. 2LP
Unley Stanwin - Nonophonic Workshop. CD
Ceasescu Foundation - Petra Groza Hospital Disco. CD
Ceasescu Foundation - Col Corbus Limousine. 7”
The Small Parts - Choking Hazard. LP
The Small Parts - Peanut Envy/Buggered Almonds. 10” Picture disc
Robespierre’s Buggerboy - Ventriqual Anus. CD
Public Safety Unit - We Love You Idi Amin Dada. 7”
Con-Dom - High Pitched Communion Whine. Cas
The Francisco Lopez Big Band - Big Band Minimalist Classics. 2CD
Dysuric Grimace - Zine. Issues, 1,2,3 and 5
Parrot Face - Zine. Full run issues 1-7
Noise Constipation - Zine. Number 1 with Episiotomy Patrol 7” flexi
The Dilators - Just Vaginal. Thank You. 7”
The Dilators - Why Rape Her When You Can Dilate Her? LP
Eels For Pleasure - Supreme Elephantine Bukake. CD
Eels For Pleasure - Bestial Porn Fluffer. 12”
Eels For Pleasure - Syrup of Pigs. CD
Jalapeno Exlax - I Wanna be Penderecki’s Dog. 7”
Psychic TV - Magnolia Emulsion. LP
The Shitartist - The Ambient Colitis Collection. 2CD
The Shitartist - Foaming Diarrhea Variations. CD
The Shitartist - Greenfaeces.com. MCD
Rhodesian Slang - Anthrax Spores in Bubblewrap. CD
Hanatarash - Hanatarash Perform Mahler. LP
Streisand - Dog Training With Electricity. CD
Spitchcock - Cast Iron Cock. CD
Spitchcock - Sculptures in Corned Beef. CD
The Porn Dubbers - Animal Farm Vs Nazi Atrocities. CD
Colonic Irritator - Ultra Noise Suppository. CD
Spilth - Lesbian Foot Fucking. 12”
Spilth - Lactating Granny Action. 12”
Neiil Cream - The Monkey Concertos. 2CD
Little Ilsa - Eugenic Music For Eugenic People. CD
The Quivering Flanks - Bolthole Misalignment. CD
Tumblety - Fully Automated Vulva. 12”
Tumblety - Your Ovaries in my Carpet Bag. 12”
Prolix - The Drone Zine. Issues 1 + 2
Carbonated Piss - Zine. Issue 5
Transdermal Listening Experience - Skinner’s Musical Box. CD
Acid Mothers Temple - Je T’aime Moi Non Plus. 7”
Acid Mothers Temple - I am Your Electronic Sophia Loren. CD
Acid Mothers Temple - Hypnogogic Mothra Mantra. CD
Shirley Temple Noise Consortium - Animal Faeces In MY Soup. 10”

‘Any fake lists should be given an air of authenticity with the application of tea/coffee spills, cup rings and manic pencil marginalia about ‘condition ‘m-vg+’, ‘ltd ed’, ‘col vin’ etc, etc…..’


2014 Crater Lake Festival

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Clive Henry [I think?]

Dutch Oven [setting up]

Hooligan Harmonics

Chastity Potato

Yol

Filthy Turd

Yol/Filthy Turd








Crater Lake Festival. 8th March 2014. Leeds, Wharf Chambers.



Lobster Priest
MXLX
The Subs(cribers)
Smut
Brittle / Fettle
Filthy Turd & Yol
Clive Henry
Chastity Potato
Hobo Head
Slow Listener
Paul Watson & Duncan Harrison
Dutch Oven
Hooligan Harmonics



‘Are you writing this up?’ the Bearded Wonder shouted in my ear as Hooligan Harmonics began their set at 3.30 on a sunny Saturday afternoon in Leeds. I do sometimes write gigs up the day after so as to try and capture the spirit of thing before it departs my weary soul for some place less forgiving but for some reason I didn’t write Crater Lake up until now, six days later.

I can’t tell you why. Perhaps it was because I didn’t want to come over as too enthusiastic a Leeds noise fan boy high on the sounds emanating from the Wharf Chambers. Perhaps it was the camaraderie that wafted in the air like love sarin infecting all that shuffled in to that small room off a side street nearer the Duck and Drake as trains rattled past overhead. Maybe it was the veg curry that the WC staff knocked up from stuff bought from market stall holders across the way as they cleared their stalls for the day. Maybe it was the sight of a six month old baby sat on his fathers shoulders wearing ear defenders or the fact that I managed to park the limo right outside the venue with no fuss thus facilitating the recycling of numerous cassettes to the boot of Andy Jarvis’s car that was neatly tucked into the back courtyard of the WC.

There were countless instances as to why the 2014 Crater Lake Festival will live long in the memory and not all of them are to do with what I saw and heard. A lot has to do with who I met and what I talked about. I talked about Radio 3 and Kindles and Frank Zappa and 60ft burning bras, I talked Bongoleeros with a Bongoleero, I talked about my total ignorance of noise gadgets. There was no exact special moment that you could accurately pinpoint. It just felt good to be there.

Of the fifty or sixty people that were there I dare say that every single one of them was involved in some way or another with making noise or reporting on it or releasing it and to be there was to be a part of it, all of us with a red felt tip pen cross on their back of their hand [which I had to ask for as I got let in without one as the pen wasn’t ready yet ‘oh we know who you are’ said a friendly face].

But without anything decent to listen to this would be just a reciprocal circle jerk exercise. Thankfully it was anything but. And like the Bearded Wonder I am not going to sit down and give you a blow by blow account of what it was I saw between the hours of 3.30 and the exact time that Filthy Turd and Yol took a bow at around 8.30 as that would be stretching your patience and my capabilities of recall. I don’t take notes. I do take a few pictures but they usually turn out crap. I’m here to report that the Leeds noise ‘scene’ is as healthy as I’ve ever known it and that the Wharf Chambers is a friendly venue that sells Sam Smiths beers for not much money and that  Crater Lake attracts people from across the country, some of who turn up to play, others to watch and listen.

They’re an appreciative audience too. Applauding three blokes [including Cann] who kneel stage front, backs to the audience [au natural] to modify the wheezes emanating from their mouth organs, there’s three ladies who take a table full of toys and gadgets and a coffee machine to make gurgling, ticking, rummaging, throbbing sounds before handing out the coffee they’ve made. There’s collaborations aplenty which gives people the chance to experiment, be it with balloons, tapes or someone whose work they’ve admired. One half of Chastity Potato plays with his boxer shorts on his head, Hobo Head build to noise nirvana utilising strobes, Slow Listener leans into a machine that oozes samples of his own voice, Paul Watson [The Baron] tries his best not obliterate Duncan Harrison, Clive Henry takes a leaf out of the Shimpfluch Gruppe book with a sit down, fall down performance in which he plugs in a cardboard box on his lap before tumbling head first in to a flight box all whilst making lots of noise. What everyone had been waiting for though was the Filthy Turd/Yol collaboration. With a thin strip of tin and a fork Yol produces some incredibly painful squeals, couple these to his Tourettes like delivery and you have the prefect match to the masked Filthy Turds suitcase full of junk overloaded cassette gubbins. They’re true professionals and they have a set list which they stick to. They wander amongst us waving hand bells, screaming and shouting, Filthy wearing a bog seat around his neck. Filthy picks up whats left of an electric guitar and bashes out a song. Hank Mizell’s Jungle Rock bleeds from the speakers as if its being blasted by an elephant gun. Filthy points at us, rubs our ears. Yol’s neck muscles are fit burst the tendons standing out like suspension bridge wires.

Beery arms are thrown over shoulders, hands are shook, friends are made for life. They’re an appreciative lot the Wharf Chambers crowd. I wish I could have stopped and soaked up the rest of it. After five hours I was but getting in to my stride but I had to nip and shoot.

The only person who seemed to be struggling was Pete Cann himself whose birthday Crater Lake celebrates. A bout of illness had left him feeling less than 100% but he battled gamely on. He also lost money. A £5 entry fee for a full days entertainment is ridiculously cheap and the shortfall needs to be made up. So if you want to help him out you can paypal him some much needed cash to his email address pete_cann [at] hotmail.co.uk

Leeds

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Midwich - The Swift
Altar of Waste. CDR. 15 copies.

TJ Cuckoo - Vox Object
Hairdryer Excommunication. 3" CDR. 15 Copies.

Inseminoid - Vanessa Howard's Night Light
Sheepscar Light Industrial. SLI.022. 3" CDR. 50 copies.

Daniel Thomas - Codeine
Sheepscar Light Industrial. SLI.023. 3" CDR. 50 copies.

The Zero Map - Psychic Glass Dome
Sheepscar Light Industrial. SLI.024. 3" CDR. 50 copies.

Daniel Thomas - Revolution #21
Cherry Row Recordings. CDR. 25 copies.

Andy Jarvis/Filthy Turd - The Cattle are Ill, The Beer is Sour.
Angurosakuson CDR. AS#005 35 copies.

BBBlood - No Religion at the Salad Bar
Angurosakuson CDR. AS#006. 35 copies






You’ll find the word ‘Leeds’ running right through every one of these releases like Blackpool rock, be it label or artist. For these are fertile times in the city that brought you Marks and Spencers, The Sisters of Mercy, Jake Thackery, Mel B and er .. Jimmy Savile. It seems that you cant walk the streets these days without tripping up over a noise artist or a drone label that limits its releases to 50 copies or less.

Gone are the dark days when the noise/experimental/freak/drone scene spent many a waking hour looking for somewhere to rest its head after the Brudenell decided it wanted to attract bigger names and had had enough of French performance artists mock defecating melted chocolate on to its punters. The Fenton went all student indie, The Adelphi went, just went, working mens clubs on the edges of Middleton and other far flung outposts were left to die in puddles of their own spilt beer until one day the Wharf Chambers opened its doors. I have to admit to not having heard of the Wharf Chambers until the fateful day when Smell & Quim got the all dayer at the Royal Park Cellars chucked out and a deflated Phil Todd announced that the ‘Wharf Chambers have said we can use their space’. What could this place be I wondered? A venue that at a moments notice could take under its wing a rag taggle mob of punters and artists all carrying large bags of equipment and chips. Its been mentioned on these pages before but without the Wharf Chambers the Leeds noise/experimental/freak/drone scene would be struggling. Its between its walls that labels and artists like those assembled above can flourish.

So with the Crater Lake Festival still fresh in the memory lets take a look at what Leeds has to offer.

The first thing that needs to be said is that all these releases fulfil the no audience underground criteria as laid down by Leeds resident Rob Hayler [Midwich, Radio Free Midwich blog] perfectly. The Swift, Midwich’s 65 minute long drone piece featuring field recordings of accelerating motorbikes, the wife, dinner plates being cleaned and of course lots of swifts, all over a continuous, barely changing, rolling throb of a drone that eventually plateau's around the hour mark before coming in to land on what I think is called the chill out zone, exists in an edition of but 15 copies with no afterlife as a download either. To add further to the woes of Midwich fans in Leeds and the UK this release came out on an American label where postage rates are priced at levels designed to make grown men weep. Don’t worry though, these have all long since gone - I have copy number one, a fact which, for some reason, makes me feel ridiculously proud.

In another limited to 15 copies release we find examples of the kind of cross pollination that occurs between artists traversing this no audience underground. Using his nom de plume TJ Cuckoo we find Rob paying homage to Humberside’s premier scrape and scream merchant Yol. ‘Vox Object’ finds two vocal exercises book-ending a deep furnace like rumbling that is, lets face it, a flat out noise track. On the first track words are uttered by a brain that only half remembers them, a Dictaphone is kicked around a stone floor amidst a coughing fit. In the last a toy box is rummaged through, a track that is Rob imitating his young son and enjoying himself immensely whilst doing so. Coming from someone who used to create delightful melodies via a box with knobs on, Vox Object was as big a curve ball as you could have ever chucked me. Its existence gladdens my heart no end and is a fine example of what happens when one artist becomes influenced by another thus finding themselves gripped by a creative energy that impels them to destroy the usual recording parameters and record things when awoken at 3.40 a.m. by the nipper.

Also in Leeds, Daniel Thomas continues to build on the already firm foundations of Sheepscar Light Industrial with another timely trio of three inch CDR releases. Inseminoid’s ‘Vanessa Howard’s Night Light’ is all gloomy murky atmospheres aided by bursts of gloomy doomy guitar noise. A bit like Ritchie Blackmore trying to detune his guitar in a wind tunnel. Thomas’s own ‘Codeine’ is a single 20 minute throbbing drone pulled from various analogue gadgets no doubt recapturing the withdrawal of pain killing drugs after having a wisdom tooth pulled. An experience Thomas has recently undergone. The last five minutes are a delicious fade out where the barest of rumblings slowly recedes. Like the pain no doubt. Thomas’s offshoot label Cherry Row Recordings has already given us a belter with a collaboration between himself and Hairdryer Excommunication label cheese Kevin Sanders, a gorgeous mix of field recordings, drone and Industrial rhythms. His second release ‘Revolution #21’ is five tracks of subdued resonance and suburban drone with ‘Injunction’ being passing HGV's on wet roads as an aside to some thick droning snyth. The sixteen minute ‘Two Halves’ is all muffled choppy helicopter rhythms and smeared sci-fi debris.The mood is brooding and austere, perfectly reflecting the suburban atmosphere of Sheepscar itself.

I used to call The Zero Map, Zero Crap but that was only in my head and it didn’t really work anyway as it suggests they don’t do duff drone. Which they do, did, have and which I didn’t thank them for. Judging by this release those duff days are seemingly gone. We now have Psychic Glass Dome and three six minute pieces full of dreamy nuance, reverby, echo-y guitar [maybe a tad too soundtrack Cooder-esque but I’ll let that pass] over swirly synthscapes. The last track containing field recordings of dicky birds is heavenly.

Leeds resident Pascal Ansell’s Angurosakuson label seems to be picking up speed with a couple of recent releases, one that smears its face in dirty noise protest and another that wears its noise credentials as loudly as a bad shirt. The Andy Jarvis/Filthy Turd split ‘The Cattle Are Ill, The Beer Is Sour’ sees Jarvis deploy destroyed tape shenanigans with some dark, claustrophobic, chain clanking suction sounds that are littered with tiny squeals of feedback. An ugly noise if ever there was one.

Whats to be said of the Filthy Turd that hasn't already been said though? If you're down with the Filthster you'll know what to expect but as ever there are still surprises to be had. Here we get an almost Milovan vibe with chugging guitar rhythms coming out like an Hasil Adkins obsessed Strangulated Beatoffs fan, slurred words acting as lyrics of a sort. Don't worry tho fokes, the sampled Italian tenor and gargled horror voices are never far away, as are a slew of Dictaphone recordings that sound like they were recorded under the sink with rusty spanners.  

Which leaves us with this pages purest noise release. Paul Watson, aka BBBlood, who the last time I saw him was wild drunk and extolling the virtues of Leeds and mulling over whether he really should shun London for the North. ‘No Religion at the Salad Bar’ is two tracks of the noise makers art which if left unchecked have the capability to involuntary spasm the spine into wide eyed erectness. Watson’s live shows have been of the highest order and a testament to the noise artists craft, with ‘Collapse, Decay, Descend’ he may begin with some TNB fumblings but once he it hits his strap you know about it - full throttle, seat of the pants, hanging on to the edge of a table for dear life blasts of thundering noise. ‘Zagreb’ origins are equally squally and there are breaks for you to catch your breath in which small boulders can be heard being crumbled but once that noise burst hits you its like having your face pitted with iron filings in a blizzard. 

The no audience underground exists in these tiny editions because the audience is in itself tiny. Paul Watson said to me [whilst in an empathetic mood no doubt brought on by several bottles of something alcoholic] ‘why cant we all be nice to each other? We need to give each other as much encouragement as we can’. I may be paraphrasing somewhat and he’s right but that doesn’t mean I have to encourage vanity projects and lost causes. There are no lost causes or vanity projects here though, only people who are serious and passionate about what they’re doing and this is only a bit of it, the list of people producing exciting and challenging work in Leeds is an ever growing one.

Micro run releases are there to entice, some may be available as downloads, some are definitely not, these are the real tease. Entry is via a shared enthusiasm or a bottle of Sam Smiths. I can never remember which.







Contact:

Angurosakuson

Altar of Waste

Sheepscar Light Industrial

Cherry Row Recordings

Hairdryer Excommunication

Wants List 02 - A Tribute to Paul Williams

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The last of the Paul Williams Wants Lists then. For those of you who missed the first list go here and get the full story.

These are spoof wants lists of the kind that used to pass around in letters in pre internet days. They were Paul Williams way of winding up the kind of people who deliberately wrote several impossibly obscure noise releases at the end of their missives in an attempt to make themselves look uber mode and far cooler than you’d ever be. Some people went as far as xeroxing multiple pages of wants lists that ran to hundreds of releases. In hindsight I should have printed these out and circulated them myself. The consternation it caused would have cheered Paul up no end.


Hanratty - Stiff and Well Hung. LP
Sinophile - Godzilla Tinnitus. CD
Sinophile - Stainless Steel Kurosawa. CD
Sinophile - Pixellated Genitalia. 7”
Hand Relief - The Urgent Sounds Of … LP
Executive Sperm - Rape Fantasies of the Rich and Famous. CD
NON - Isotonic Riefenstahl. 12”
Ineffectual Orgasm - Thalidomide Porn. 7”
Ineffectual Orgasm - The Hemophiliac Masochist. LP
Laibach - Eurovisionary. CD
Laibach - Starlight Express. LP
Masonna - Vaginal Thrush Dynamics. CD
Psychic TV - Never Give a Sucker and Even Break. LP
Coitus - Loose Sausagemeat. CD
Coitus - Wet Chin. 12”
Hyena Childbirth - Nekrospastik. LP
Hyena Childbirth - Double Kripple Kumshot. LP
Taint - Win Friends and Influence People. Cas
Extreme Old Ladies - Forced to Lactate. CD
Extreme Old Ladies - Broomhandle. 12”
Extreme Old Ladies - Young Lads Piss Parade. CD
Bernhard Günter - John Cage 4’33 Remix Project. 10 CD Box Set.
The Hungerford Gun Club - Dunblane Pastoral. 7”
Anal Mistress - Five Holes No Anus. Cas
Anal Mistress - Devoted to Crohn’s. Cas.
Anal Mistress - The Howard Hughes Collection. CD
Phillpe Branler - Bander Comme un Cerf. CD
Baroque Noise Treacle - Metal Machine Madrigals. CD
Baroque Noise Treacle - Albinoni Gang Rape Variations. CD
Saucy Jack - The Kidney Scented Classics of … LP
The Funny Men - Glazed Knuckles. 10” Pic Disc
The Funny Men - The Pleasure of Soft Fruit. LP
The Funny Men - Strategically Placed Hole. 7”
The Funny Men - Strategically Placed Appendage. 7”
The Funny Men - I’m Your New Daddy. LP
Eclampsia - Immersion Foot. CD
Eclampsia - Cardiac Tamponade. CD
V/A - Bamboo Oscillator. CD [Japnoise Comp]
The Despisers - Vinyl Flawing. 7” [Unplayable floor tile]
Newton St Boswells - Abject Slow Grind. CD









Mark Wynn

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No Fun [Not That One]. An EP by Mark Wynn
CDR + Poster Book [Zine].




Mrs. Fisher recounts the tale of being sat crossed legged in front of the telly watching Top of the Pops one Thursday evening when on comes Jilted John singing his immortal 1978 hit ‘Gordon is a Moron’. Mrs’ Fisher’s father, a WWII serving, Chartered Accountant peered over the top of his Daily Telegraph his knuckles growing ever whiter and in an angry voice said, ‘This really is the bitter end’.

But it wasn’t of course. Jilted John, nee Graham Fellows, nee John Shuttleworth was but the tip of the iceberg, an iceberg containing the likes of The Desperate Bicycles, Patrick Fitzgerald, Wreckless Eric, TV Personalities and perhaps at a squeeze but much later on the Popticians. Blokes and bands that sang songs on cheap guitars about unrequited love and brown paper bags and lemonade and Mrs. Thatcher and Bill Grundy, songs that were written behind bike sheds on pages ripped from A4 lined schoolbooks with fingers browned from too many Embassy Regals, songs that were about love, loss and life on £5 a week dole money and crying all the way to the fish shop cos yer bird had chucked yer.

In 2014 I never thought I’d hear anything like that lot ever again until Mark Wynn appeared in my inbox. Shortly afterwards a shiny disc appeared wrapped in a A5 zine with hand written muses and cut and paste figures of fun.

In 2014 I never thought I’d hear music that put such a ridiculously sloppy grin on my face but Wynn has managed to achieve the impossible. Along with the Sleaford’s he’s making the most life affirming music I’ve heard in about thirty years.

‘She Fancies Me That One In Age Concern’ begins with Wynn singing ‘This one is called ‘She Fancies Me That One In Age Concern’ its about how she fancies me that one in Age Concern, she fancies me that one in Age Concern ...’ over a two chord fuzz guitar thats twinned with another guitar as Wynn sings/talks the lyrics like he’s not singing them to you but to himself as if in reassurance over handclaps and a spazzy electric guitar solo. The drums are perfunctory things in the background, the bass is non-existence. Everything is over in a flash of ranting vocals and screams and everyday observations. On ‘Day Trip To Wakefield’ an acoustic guitar is strummed, ‘Can I cadge a cigarette she asked last night no sorry pet we’ve got a train to catch thats what he replies as we walked round the Queens Hotel in Leeds to get the delayed train to your [...] they wouldn’t let us through the barrier until ten minutes before because of something and I was a little bit drunk I didn’t mean to be but I was I think I should have had more to eat before I went out cos I was drunk’ and the guitars are fast and the tune is catchy and and lets pretend its 1978 again and that everything is fun once more and that Simon Cowell hasn’t been invented yet.

The first track BTYC [Blah] is 34 seconds long. The longest track [Knee Socks] is three minutes and 26 seconds long. Most of them chip around the two minute mark. My favourite is ‘Ray Davies Nicked All My Songs’ with the break where Wynn plays the chords from You Really Got Me [I think, its hard to tell its that raw] and has imaginary conversations with himself. But can he talk. Most of his songs, no make that all of his songs, are rattled off at a fair pace, words spat out like a demented fish wife with nobody to talk to. 

‘No Fun [Not That One]’ contains all the ingredients that have been missing from popular music for a long, long time; those words are fun and spontaneity. Having just spent an evening catching up with Wynn via the wonders of Youtube I now feel the same warmth that I felt in 1978 when I too first saw Jilted John on Top of the Pops.

Wynn has more depth than that of course. These are not novelty songs but they aint half fun. They’re songs sung about the minutiae of everyday life, its ups and downs, the conversations with strangers in pubs, the crap job in Aldi, the late train, the bland band he supported, some of the things that many people experience but few seem to use as influence.

Along with the Sleaford Mods’ Jason Williamson, Wynn is one of the few people I know who’s writing and singing about the human condition as it stands here and now at the beginning of 2014. But whereas the Sleaford’s come at you all snarling and swearing and swinging the severed head of David Cameron, Wynn arrives with a smile and an acoustic guitar. Take him to your concave chests my black hearted friends. He deserves much more than his fifteen minutes.



    

https://markwynn.bandcamp.com/






Sleaford Mods - Divide and Exit

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Sleaford Mods - Divide and Exit
Harbinger Sound. LP/CD/DL


‘Bingo! Cutting the bingo tax and beer duty to help hardworking people do more of the things they enjoy.’ Tweet sent by Tory party Chairman Grant Shapps on budget day.

I once went into Manchester with such a bourgeois, and spoke to him of the bad, unwholesome method of building, the frightful condition of the working-peoples quarters, and asserted that I had never seen so ill-built a city. The man listened quietly to the end, and said at the corner where we parted: "And yet there is a great deal of money made here, good morning, sir."Friedrich Engels ‘The Condition of the Working Class in England in 1844’.

‘I can’t believe the rich still exist let alone run the fucking country mate’.
Jason Williamson


The Sleaford Mods have yet to mellow. This is a good thing. I doubt they ever will. On this their second album proper 14 songs tear past in a segued blur of articulate observations, rye humour, pumping beats, pained ‘fuck offs’ and an urgent need to projectile vomit whatever words are forming in Jason Williamson’s head.

‘Divide and Exit’ is all shoulders back bolshy bollocks, soggy ended roll up, gritty modern day angst. Recorded in what I assume was a flurry of creative energy over the last few months its rough edges and minimalist beats show Williamson and Fearn riding the top deck unafraid of leaving in what other bands would spend hours polishing out. Its rough edges are its virtues with songs being fluffed at the start ‘shit, just keep it going’ on ‘Liveable Shit’ and tongues being tied ‘print the A4, print the A forge … ahh fuck off’, on ‘Smithy’, ‘that was shit that end bit mate’ in the run off to ‘A Little Ditty’. They’re going that quick they daren’t slow down for fear of falling off.

For the most part Fearn’s beats now have a harder minimalist edge than on last years Austerity Dogs whilst Williamson’s rants now recall recent continental gigs with mentions of currywurst, cemeteries in Paris and posh pads, ‘He liked me because I made some informed remarks about the early years of his country, big mirror, lumps of drugs, his own private lift, shit pieces of art, matter of fact statements about how he’s picking his kids up in two hours, twat, as if’ [‘You’re Brave’]. But its at home that they still hit hardest. The single ‘Tweet, Tweet, Tweet’ and its sister last track ‘Middle Men’ are pounding blasts in which Williamson’s first and last shout is a frustrated ‘New Labour!’ Its ‘Tweet, Tweet Tweet’ that’ll have 'em jumping about though ‘this is the human race, UKIP and your disgrace’ twinned to an infectious descending bass run and a one fingered keyboard solo that's just so totally perfect and fitting it makes you go all limp.

The humour, rye observations and play on words titles are all still as potent, ‘What happened to Richard? All I see is gear’, ‘I feel like Elaine Paige but without the fucking tunes and Joe Cocker bollocks, ‘Chumbawamba weren’t political, they were just crap’ and my favourite ‘… tears, Top Gun glasses, the new opium of the lasses’.   

Its all being noted and within the pages of the latest Wire no less with a two page spread that also reviewed ‘Chubbed Up’ [English slang for a fattening, sexually aroused penis in case you didn’t know] as a downloadable collection of the four singles that were the Sleaford’s pulse of activity between Austerity Dogs and what we have here. The Wire review highlights the extent to which the Sleaford Mods are now managing to escape the gravitational pull of internet obscurity and entering the consciousness of everyday talk. Continental gigs are frequent with reports of shows in Germany and France getting the kind of crowd response not seen since punk first showed its spotty face. And on Saturday its Leeds [29th of March, Wharf Chambers].

Having listened to Divide and Exit for a couple of weeks now its grown on me somewhat. Having become familiar with Austerity Dogs along with a smattering of videos on Youtube and those clutch of singles, I thought I’d got the Sleaford’s sussed; perfectly timed epithets, Williamson’s accent, the way he says ‘fuck off’ so effectively, Fearn’s ‘munt minimalist’ beats and the way he keeps the blue end of his e-cig glowing through every thirty minute set. And then the first time I heard Divide and Exit I thought that apart from several cracking singles the rest wasn’t as immediate. I was wrong and now realise Divide and Exit is a better album than Austerity Dogs. The devil is in the detail. Pull out ‘Middle Men’ and study the lyrics, tear apart the bullhorn rant of the opener Air Conditioning and the nostalgia trip of Tiswaz, does anyone else write about what its like to enter a works toilet block first thing in the morning? Williamson does - ‘so I got in this morning and went in the loo and he walked out the cubicle and it fucking stunk ... and it glides through the air … livable shit you put up with it'. Tracks like Corgi [no prizes for guessing what that ones about] are effortless stabs in the eye. ‘Rags to Richards’ and ‘Tied up in Nottz’ are cheesy titles but they work dammit. 

There’s still plenty to explore. Like a dense novel its secrets are revealed with repeat listens and this is the best bit, it never gets boring. It never will. See you down the Wharf.



http://sleafordmods.com

Sleaford Mods, Astral Social Club, Cowtown. Wharf Chambers, Leeds, 29th March 2014

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There's a Marty Robbins look-a-like in the Duncan collecting empties; cowboy hat, cowboy boots, black jeans, droopy tash, fringed suede jacket and bootlace tie, the full job. The barmaid drops my money behind the bar and spends an age looking for it,
'leave it for cleaner love',
'I can't, till'll be out'.

In the Duck and Drake there's a bloke with chameleon eyes, a fascist gnome and yummy pickled eggs.The Templar is full of depressed middle aged heavy drinking males keeping an eye on the Leeds score and it stinks of disinfectant.

The Sleaford Mods have sold out the Wharf Chambers and the bar is four deep. By the time they appear Campbell has sawn a violin in half and Cowtown have paid homage to Devo and The Units whilst bantering with the audience who want to know where George is.

In the morning I wake up with a foggy head and the first words that enter my head are MISTER JOLLY FUCKER!!

The last time I saw the Sleaford Mods they were playing to a small group of people in a small venue in Manchester. Tonight's gig has been chosen by the Guardian as the gig of the week. In September they'll play Manchester Academy.

I spin the single I bought as my head clears.  MISTER JOLLY FUCKER!!

Williamson scrats the back of his head like he’s got an OCD, leans up and in to the mic, streaming words of rant, words, spitting out the words, forefinger flicking running up and off the underside of his nose, mock wanks, bottle in hand. Fearn drinks from cans of lager, eyes popping, legs flexing, head disappearing in clouds of e-cig smoke as each song tears past.

Campbell is on inspired form. A fluid Astral Social Club set, an ever folding piece that keeps on collapsing in to itself that becomes ever more compulsive and you just know that he wont be able to keep it in forever, fingers pointing to the sky and bringing it down and then like a spurting ball sack he goes and gets his saw out and starts sawing his violin into  segments but not just see saw like he's putting a shelf up these are deliberate slow draws of the arm where each saw tooth rips up like a bomb going off and then he lets it go and its like the dam has been burst and you can feel people getting into it even the old punk with the Mohican whose got a Sleafords patch on.

The place is packed and the bar is four deep. They kick off with Mr Jolly Fucker and you can sense that we are witnessing something very special. Talk is of the day that punk broke and people making music that they can throw at governments. We are all in on this together in this small room that smells of beer, swaying about, enjoying the ride.

Some of us have been waiting for this for a long time, since the day we eventually found Norman Records in that prefabricated brutalist concrete block in Wortley at the back of Salford Van Hire with their name written in faded Biro on a sticker the size of a book of matches.

People are singing along. I've seen them a few times now but never seen people singing along. So we sing lustfully along. MISTER JOLLY FUCKER!!

Even if they split up tomorrow they will have already left their mark. Urgent, hurried, spot on pokes in the eye, bullseye put downs of the indifferent rich and the hopeless rock stars who just cant help themselves, the fuck you I'm alright Jack merchants and the gaffers who haven't got a fucking clue mate, spitting venom, each word loaded with bile and humour the, piss pot politicians and indifferent others.

In the taxi on the way home MISTER JOLLY FUCKER!!








Artificial Memory Trace/Slavek Kwi

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Artificial Memory Trace - Attracted by Light [Collection 7]
Sempiflorens. SF10. CD.

Artificial Memory Trace - Paradox of Paradox/Interception
Attenuation Circuit. ACR1019. 2XCDR.

Artificial Memory Trace - Amfibion Epilok/Kraufrog
Tentacles of Perception. 3”CD




I’m with Campbell in that I don’t like walking around with headphones on. I actually like the sound of the outside world and blocking it out with loud music not only disorientates me it prevents me from listening to whats going on out there, some of which, not always it has to be said, can be quite enlightening. Conversations between strangers can be fascinating in their mundanity, the sotto voce banter between old dears in charity shops ‘Our Herbert, y’know its his water works …’ [rest of sentence formed by mouth, a forefinger pointing towards groin area] as is the gormless talk of teenagers ‘she said, so I said and he said and I said, so she said … The ubiquity of mobile phones and the lack of privacy that some people give to their conversations gives rise to various pearls of social anthropology, as witnessed by me and Mrs Fisher on a recent bus ride to Leeds where a recently alighted spotty youth spoke with unbridled glee about his enthusiasm for purchasing and consuming whatever drugs it was his mate in Gomersal had lined up for him. Literally, probably. I point you all in the direction of the recent Vittelli release and the excellent London Sound Survey for examples of what its easy to miss.

I did wonder what it would be like though to wander around listening to field recordings at a volume that allowed conversation and general ambience to leak through though. The overlapping of these two worlds is something I’ve experienced before and I’m willing to give it another go. This time on foot and out and about in the big bad world not sat in the back garden as experienced a few years back now when one hot summer afternoon I was listening to Illusion of Safety only to find myself unsure as to what it was I was actually listening to; Illusion of Safety or starlings or swallows or the hum of Flymo, perhaps not the person recounting his experiences of torture but you get my drift. It’s an interesting proposition and one I’m willing to experiment with.

I might give it a go with Artificial Memory Trace. Slavek Kwi’s long running project finds the real world colliding with electronic treatments, layering and plenty of editing in what he calls ‘electroacoustic sound paintings’. We’ve been here before on these pages but as ever its with gleefully rubbed palms that I return.

Thanks to Kwi’s generosity I have here some new recordings and some slightly older ones, including a handful of CDR’s of his previous releases that failed to play on either of my stubborn systems. I’ve been busy and after a hectic two weeks of having someone shout at me its like dipping into a warm bath surrounded by scented candles.

‘Paradox of Paradox/Interception’ revisits work from 2004 in a release that came out a couple of years ago whilst ‘Attracted by Light’ emerged last year, both of them contain the kind of sounds I find it hard to tear myself away from. Its an entry to another world where frogs and jungle wildlife imitate electronica, where log fires crackle in empty rooms, where fireworks explode, where things get dipped in water, where the wind blows down chimneys and rusty pipes rub up against rusty pipes and rusty gate hinges creak in empty gardens, chirruping insects and rain on tin roofs all slowly pass and squeak by. At the moment I’m listening to ‘trainbow’ a 21 minute track thats a minimalist almost drone like numbed bowl ring. ‘paradox’ highlights Kwi’s interest in underwater recording and manages to capture the effect that water pressure has on your hearing once submerged. Ball bearings are rolled around the palm of your hand, a match is struck, a blast of radio static, table tennis balls bouncing on a hard surface and panes of glass being shattered, Kwi’s work is littered with such aural ephemera. ‘kristmax’ contains the recurring sound of a female yodeling choir that initially comes as a shock and shouldn’t really work but when you pair it to magnesium flares and static it does and the result is haunting.

The near hour long ‘Interception’ bears comparisons to Andrew Liles, Column One and Nurse With Wound. Disconnected whispering voices come and go, Tannoy announcements appear in foreign tongues, children can be heard playing, drips of rain hit an empty factory floor as a machine dies, a bongo is slapped with rapid hands and the very faintest of industrial rhythms plays yin to insect chatter yang. Put all of this on a limited to 50 copies Nurse With Wound double LP picture disc and it’ll sell out faster than you can say Payal. For now it languishes on a periphery where only the inquisitive and those with open ears tread. It deserves a wider audience.

Attracted by Light’s three tracks show what happens when you stick a recording device in an ants nest, a bees nest, a termites nest and the sea [amongst other places]. The bees are what you’d expect of course but Kwi layers it with the sound of ants actually inside the recording equipment thus giving it an entirely different slant, like the run off groove to a shellac 78 or it could be the termites, I’m no expert. But its not all full on blast masquerading as Noise [with a capital ‘N’], there a lulls where the sea comes in and fireworks [I think Kwi likes fireworks … a lot]. The longest track is ‘Hydrones 8’, 47 minutes worth and all of it recorded entirely underwater thus giving you the squeak of crustaceans and sounds of an unknown origin that crackle mysteriously along. ‘Pegamorsego’ is six minutes of micro-bats and insects recorded in the Amazon and the results are distinctly alien, more like a sci-fi landscape than a jungle with mysterious hums, pops and buzzes all in constant battle.

‘Amfibion Epilok/Kraufrog’ is, as you would expect, frogs. Lots of them. Which when you actually listen to them, all of them, in all their natural glory are truly amazing creatures.

Now where’s my boots.   


 



Contact ;

Artificial Memory Trace

Attenuation Circuit

The London Sound Survey


      

Captain Super Scranchin

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Captain Super Scranchin
Another Self Release Release. CDR



Every now and again an email arrives that goes something like this; ‘I’m a big fan of your blog and I’d like you to review a release that I put out twenty years ago that did diddlysquat and if I ever decide to have any kids you can be the Godfather and when I die I’ll leave all my worldly possessions to you or the charity of your choice. I don’t care if you like my release or not [though secretly I’m hoping that you do like it and write a glowing review so that I can get rid of the 98 copies I’ve got left under the bed] I just hope you get time to listen to it. Byyeeeeeeeee'.

Or something like that.

Its a tough job and you’ve got to say it like it is because if all you do is write about how great everything is you soon loose the respect of your readers - we’ve been here before, you know the score. My job is to inform and to [hopefully] educate. To point you good people in the direction of the great and to keep you clear of the crud. And whilst all forms of art are subjective you sort of get to trust someone with their the opinion. Its the critics job. When a critic you trust says something is of worth can be pretty sure thats its going to be there or there about in the quality stakes. When a critic says that a release is so bad its use as a bird scarer would be wasted then you have to trust them. Which is where Captain Super Scranchin comes in.

The Captains problem lies in the fact that he doesn’t really know what he wants to sound like. He obviously likes the sounds themselves but doesn’t know how to put them together. There’s a quite interesting 1950’s Sci-Fi synth sound that you could easily imagine coming from one of Xenakis’s more out there spatial works but he spoils it by smearing some squeaky Casio keyboard crap all over the end of it. And that is as near as I got to actually wanting to hear something again. Tapes get rolled in reverse and voices are slowed down but it all seems so aimless and directionless.

What Captain Super Scranchin needs to do is to get down and dirty and forget about the textured insert and jokey label name. He wants to come round Halifax with me on a Saturday afternoon and get blind drunk then go home and forget about it looking nice and just go for it and stick whatever comes out on a recycled Glen Campbell cassette and call it the first thing that comes into his head. Then we might just have something.


scranchin@hotmail.co.uk


The NME And The Never Ending Past.

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‘In the two years that he’d spent there he hadn’t gone very far into American life. Still, he’d been touched in a way by their brand of music, where they, too, try to get away from the weight of routine and the crushing misery of having to do the same thing everyday … While it’s playing, they can shuffle about for a while with a life that has no meaning.’

Céline - Journey to the End of the Night.

[Random thoughts as collated during a week in Northumberland where internet access was non-existent and most days were spent listening to the radio {R3&R4 obvs} on a crappy radio at low volume whilst reading the papers and Céline ]



Thanks to the Sleaford Mods I bought a copy of the NME for the first time in decades. There they were staring out at me from within its meaningless pages. I read it and swore I'd never buy another copy as long as I lived. With any luck I may even outlive it.

I gave up buying the New Musical Express when it began championing conveyor belt Indie pap and drug-fuelled dance music. Judging by its circulation figures I wasn't on my own. From a height of 300,000 copies the once mighty weekly now struggles to shift a paltry 20,000, half of what Melody Maker was selling when the life support was turned off. Its website and a digital version may be just enough to save it from eternal obscurity.

As it stands now [and this is after last year's relaunch] the NME feels as flimsy as a tabloid freebie, a magazine that is as far removed from its inky broadsheet heyday as it is possible to imagine, a trivial pamphlet that is the musical equivalent of Take A Break. Tagging itself as 'The Past, Present & Future of Music', it still seems as reliant on the kind of male-dominant Indie landfill I gave it up for all those years ago [judging from the 19th April issue at least]. It clings to life like a faded aunt whose mansion has been flogged off to pay for her constant care. Care here being provided by several attendees whose Sisyphian task includes trying to convince its ever dwindling band of readers that it still matters. It doesn't. iTunes, Youtube, social media, blogging, and to some extent daily newspapers, monthly retro music magazines and its own digital presence, have made the last remaining member of the weekly music press gang irrelevant. It's out of date before it hits the presses. Its deceased rivals: Melody Maker, Sounds and Record Mirror, all healthy weekly publications that covered a music scene that did matter, have all long since curled up their toes and shuffled off to join Punch and The Sporting Times.

Buying my first NME on the same weekend as the now yearly National Record Store Day banjoree gave further cause for thought. It's the only weekend of the year that record shops and vinyl get their day out in the mainstream press with many a floppy-haired journo sent out into the shires to find a record shop before filing copy that always includes the words 'they may be struggling, but the internet hasn't killed them off yet'. A yearly cut and paste ritual if ever there was one. Thanks to the resurgence in vinyl reissues and the continued resilience of £50-a-week man, record shops will no doubt continue a while longer, but I dare say that most of those queuing outside Rough Trade East on Saturday morning will be savvy investors who realise that their £50 can be turned, via eBay and Discogs, into a tidy bit more a week later. NRSD releases are deliberately manufactured rarities designed to titillate a market that is almost exclusively reliant on reissues - for one day a year at any rate. The record shops that stock them have become living archives, where you can buy plenty of old stuff but very little new stuff of worth. And whilst I'm here, £35 for a repress of Neil Young's ‘After The Gold Rush’ anybody? Even £50-a-week man winces at those prices.

But who needs new bands when you can have all the old ones that are much better in the first place? We now live in a musical world where the past and the present have never been more intermingled and with plenty of choice and not much in the way of competition, the past is oh so more appealing.

So who needs the NME when you can follow your favouritist, bestest, rock, pop, hip hop star on Twitter, 'like' their Facebook page and sign up to alerts so as not to miss out on those early ticket promotions and limited edition headphones? On the same weekend as NRSD, and the day I buy the NME, Jimmy Page announces he's found another Led Zeppelin barrel to scrape. Who needs the NME when a band that became creatively defunct 33 years ago is still churning out reissues?

The paper version of the NME and the reissue market both hide the fact that plenty of the new music that's getting released these days is also pretty much instantly redundant. The last Beyoncé album sold nearly a million digital copies in three days before disappearing into a black hole full of ones and zeros. Those who downloaded it moved on, updated their software, got excited about a new social media platform and flicked through a thousand Instagram pictures before sending everybody a tweet #reallybored.

Once everything that's ever been recorded has been reissued there remains but one option; reissue it again, this time with some newly discovered archival recording, an indifferent live show, a scarf, some marbles [see Pink Floyd Immersion box sets], a t-shirt that you’ll never wear, a physical item that can't be downloaded that makes you feel you have something of worth when in reality all you have in your hands is the same old turd in a shiny new box.

OK, if the Sleaford Mods ever make it on to the cover of the NME I will buy it again - they’re one of the very few bands of worth now breathing. I’ll pay my £2.50, no doubt read what I already know and chuck it in the bin. It's where its going to end up anyway.

Smell & Quim, Black Leather Jesus and some other noise bands Manchester May 10th 2014

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Smell & Quim, Black Leather Jesus and some other noisy people

Gullivers, Manchester, 10/05/2014


Simon Morris is having a skull covered maraca shoved up his arse by Kate Fear which she then mock shags. Kate Fear is hacking off Stewart Keith’s hair with a gold spray painted kitchen knife that is all but blunt. Simon Morris is covered in what looks like shit but which turns out to be melted chocolate. Smell & Quim are wearing white t-shirts and matching oversized Granddad underwear with words like ‘CRABS’ and CHLAMYDIA’  and ‘SHIT’ written on them. Some members of Smell & Quim are wearing golden masks made by Dr. Steg that are covered in barbed wire and bits of broken razor blades, crosses and lights which nobody can really see out of and nobody can really see through. They are also very heavy. There’s somebody in Smell & Quim who’d never heard of the band until that afternoon when he saw Steg, Morris and Fear at a Keith Dellar book reading in Salford and wondered what the masks were for. He spends the entire set wearing a mask stood next to Dr. Steg screaming his lungs out until they both run out of energy and collapse on the floor like deflated balloons. Steg, Morris and Kate are blind drunk by the time they get there and Steg nearly gets chucked out for turning the Green Room in to an Anti performance by chucking cans of beer and food everywhere. He’s waving a knife about in an alarming fashion and telling Dave that if he hits someone over the head with this cross that he’s made it will definitely draw blood. Dave tries on one of Steg’s masks and cuts the back of his head blood running down his neck. Smell & Quim are all stood on stage drunk and the equipment isn’t working so they all start singing something about buckets of piss. When it does kick in there’s squeals of feedback and a resonating boom as the skull covered maracas are bashed together in quick fashion. Everybody is getting sweaty and the smell of rank lager is strong. The chocolate is melting on Morris’s back and running down into his underwear. He picks up a children’s Top of the Pops annual from the 1970’s and mock wanks to it with is back to the audience. Kate Fear pulls down his underwear and he holds the book in front of his crotch to avoid a Jim Morrison moment. Dave Walklett and Dr. Steg are drinking from a bottle of red wine that they have to lift their masks up to get to their mouths. They then bash their heads together like rutting stags, the barbed wire and the bits of razor becoming entangled. Stewart Keith is kissing all the audience. He’s unrolling a huge sheet of paper that the audience rip to shreds. Rubber gloves are thrown about. A huge THUD THUD THUD emanates from the speakers and continues unadorned for the rest of the thirty minute set. Stewart Keith tries to say something to Dave and gets his face stabbed by Dave’s mask. Outside its coming down like stair rods. Downstairs a drunk is singing along to the Ramones ‘Hey Ho Lets Go!’ to which the landlord shouts ‘Fuck off then’.

There were some other noise bands on too.


Gullivers has had a make over since Smell & Quim played there last year. The pub across the road has bought the place and ripped out the upstairs room, replacing all the quirky furniture and wall plastered posters with nothing. Just a big empty room with a stage at the end. They’ve even ripped out the DJ boothr downstairs and replaced it with chairs to sit on.

Con-Dom and Brut have cancelled earlier in the week and have been replaced by friends of friends and Germ Seed who also cancels. Its all a bit chaotic and the first few bands pass in a blur [I miss the first band, acoustic guitars are mentioned], Now Wash Your Hands with a mock P.E. set is genuinely funny. Someone out of Black Leather Jesus makes a noise, someone out of the Barbarians bashes a roadwork sign and makes some noise but its not until we get to Svartvit and the black leather gloves and the truly monstrous sound of a small analogue synth that pounds the walls and see’s Svartvit drag members of the audience around that the gig really seems to take off. Black Leather Jesus I can not see but theres three of them sat on the floor and the noise they make is full on, barely changing, thick, heavy, sludgy but good and honest and very, very loud and at around the 15 minute mark perfectly judged.

All of that was but mere preamble to the drunken cavortings of Smell & Quim. You will hear about what happened last night in the days to come. Smell & Quim gigs pass in to legend like folk lore via by word of mouth. By next year Simon Morris’s rectum will have been invaded by a full length arm and the ghost of Jimmy Savile will have been seen in the piss stinking bogs, the rain will have permeated the rotten roof and Dr. Steg will have been arrested at the entrance to Piccadilly Station for wearing a mask that is a danger to the public.

Michael Flower and Neil Campbell - Wharf Cat

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Michael Flower and Neil Campbell - Wharf Cat
Golden Lab Records. Rowf 40. 7” + CD + 20 page silk screened book.

What joys. A flying visit to the Wharf but no beer as the limo awaits but home soon enough with this beauty in hand sipping Rioja and a fine end to a fine weekend and even Mrs Fisher is digging the psych groove, from the cheery beery banter at the beginning of track one to the seagull goodbyes and bovine moans that are backward tapes bowing out at the end of track three.

Flower and Campbell make for a fine duo. Flower with guitar in hand spitting dots of electricity over everything, mingling his fuzzed out spurts with Campbell’s plug it in and see what this does man mantra. A day release from Vibracathedral Orchestra and for my money shoving them in to second place in the psych head bob stakes.

I’m thinking Reed [Lou not Austin] and Fripp’s searing runs on Swastika Girls, the way Flower gets his guitar to dissolve on track three is nothing short of down on your knees miraculous, a Yorkshire Young [Neil not Angus] but with better drugs in his veins [Sam Smiths] letting the chords wash over Campbell’s dense thicket of electronic mush, a warm of static that eventually gives out to bovine moans and the gentle trickle of bridge strings.

The single is pure Velvets, a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug-a-chug.

One side of it at any rate. The single is brief, an aperitif, an amuse bouche an added dimension to the stunning booklet that this comes wrapped in with Manchester artist Lucy Jones artwork wot she did whilst listening to this.

But its the CD and those three live tracks as captured at the Wharf Chambers when I wasn’t there, that gives them room to breathe and journey into the psychedelic undergrowth.

Each track runs in at around the 20 minute mark, each capturing a different mood. First track is more head expanding, full on. Flower's string frots are wows of bended notes, string hangs that help build sustain whilst behind him Campbell throws everything he’s got into a shuddering, climaxing wall of ever increasing, destabilizing, off kilter, she’s gonna blow, lids coming off, duck for cover, head between your knees orgasm of the century. Second track kicks off with a louche Hendrix lick that mutates as Campbell feeds in stabs of electronics. A slower piece that initially finds Campbell in Keith Emerson mode before moving in to Sun Ra territory with some all over the shop dappled synth dabs. The way it grooves out on a sea of Fripp-esque motes is truly beautiful. And the slowest of the lot is the last. Perhaps they just couldn’t maintain the tempo, the beer kicking in, sweat running down backs, vision blurring. Perhaps the crowd rushed in clamoring for autographs, grabbing equipment for souvenirs, tearing at shirts and hair [Mick’s not Neil’s] for this is joyful stuff, a whiff of incense and buzzing amps and swirling notes which begins with wobbly ASC-ish off kilter rhythms before Flower’s guitar moves in with a TG blast of deadened strings.

So that's Neil Young, Jimi Hendrix, Sun Ra, Robert Fripp, Throbbing Gristle, The Velvet Underground and ELP all coming to mind within one release and I dare say that if you listened to this several more times you’d unearth several more influences.

Such is the state of play in Leeds as of 2014, a continuing psychedelic hotpot of drone and noise quietly bubbling away on nothing much stronger than Pale Ale.

According to the Golden Lab Records website their last outing here sold out within an hour of being announced. If any of these still exist I urge you to purchase immediately. One of the best things I’ve heard in months.       


http://goldenlabrecords.com/







   

Saboteuse - Harsh Whelm

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Saboteuse - Harsh Whelm
Feathered Coyote Records.
Cassette. DL.





For what seems like decades Joincey and Jarvis have created, via Jesus Christ knows how many labels and projects, a list of work that if reproduced here would involve a very long scroll down the page. Two of the longest running members of the ‘No Audience Underground’ from the days when it was just the plain old underground. Without them the place just wouldn’t be the same.

Saboteuse then, an intermittent project where Joincey and Jarvis run free and wild within song structures of an experimental nature creating all manner of oddities, ranging from late Whitehouse like breathy menace to all out Wyrd English Folk [if there is such a thing] and plenty of more inbetween.

Having ‘Harsh Whelm’ stuck in my mitt at the Crater Lake fest by the ever suave Andy Jarvis made my black little heart skip a tiny beat. So enamored was I with Harsh Whelm that I took to digging out a couple of their previous efforts that just happened to be at arms length. The first being ‘Worship The Devil’, a continuous 40 minute tranche of rapid guitar thrape, controlled feedback and drum rattles that appeared on Phil Todd’s Memoirs of an Aesthete label back in 2006 and then, from the same year ‘About So Much “More” Than What Its About’ on the Belgian label Audiobot. Here’s where the songs come in. There’s more afoot I’m told. Don’t believe everything Discogs tells you.

Some people wouldn’t call these songs songs of course. Hearing Joincey recite surreal stream of consciousness shopping lists to a background of Jarvis’s primitive industrial rumblings [Stray’d] wont get them in the charts but they are still songs when all is said and done. They’re short too, 16 of them in total and heres the best bit, they’re all remarkably different in construct. How many artists working in the same field can you say that about?

The opener ‘Diet of Glass’ has some Sonic Youth like bald guitar noodling before we get the first instance of Joincey’s instantly recognisable tremulous voice. Joincey’s singing voice is a wavering fragile thing at times dreamy and wistful, staring out of a window blank dreamy thoughts, at times wheedling and sometimes dare I say it, damned well grating. ‘Suggestable’ finds Jarvis playing Mario Brothers circuit glitch with some runny drum rums and sleigh bells as Joincey moans odd words. ‘Paracetamol and Bandages’ could be their next single; a droning guitar chug that is Saboteuse’s very own Helter Skelter replete with whistling feedback ending. ‘You Can Use it Again and Again [Fly Robin Fly]’ is wheezy organs and bird calls, Joincey pronouncing odd words before going silent on us leaving whats left to run free. ‘A Fighter’s Hand’ is Spanish guitar with more moaning. ‘Dead Piano Eyes’ has the Grand Prix intro bass guitar on it along with some mad trebly electric guitar and more Joincey spoken words, we’re venturing into Trout Mask Replica territory here, improv heaven, the A Band on the day when only two of them turned up. The last track is electro noise.

An eclectic release. A wonderful release. The two J’s at the height of their powers. No one even gets near.



http://featheredcoyote.storenvy.com/  










Midwich - The Brunt

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Midwich - The Brunt.
Download only 30 minute single track album.


For whatever reason I took myself away from the computer for long periods of time over the last few weeks. The most I could manage was about half an hour in one sitting and then I stood up and walked the grounds, poked about in the Rhododendron's and wondered if it’d be worthwhile getting the drive re-graveled now that the weather’s taken a turn for the better.

Mrs. Fisher put some new curtains up in the writing room. This room here where I tap these words now. Said curtains are very thin and the light comes through them. Unlike the ones they replaced, which I preferred, which were thick and heavy and blocked out the light making it easier for me to see the monitor, the one I’m staring at now. The trouble with these new curtains is that they reveal a room which has largely remained unchanged for about the last 18 years. Thats about the same amount of time I’ve been writing reviews and publishing zines and it got me to thinking; if those curtains hadn’t been changed, would I still be sitting in this room 18 years hence tapping out the same kind of reviews behind those same dark curtains?

To be honest I was beginning to feel I’d hit a rut, a not entirely uncomfortable one it has to be said but one from which I was getting bored of bumping along in. My audience knew me and I them and what a lovely world it is we all live in. The days when I’d receive a jiffy bag full of crap tapes from someone I’d never heard of who didn’t mind if I said they were all totally shit are thin on the ground now. I used to get zines from exotic countries [until Steg arrived and then I got them from Blackpool] and hand written letters from African’s asking me for money. I used to get DVD’s of Italians flashing their knobs to a background of loud and discordant feedback and one sided noise LP’s with paste on covers made from recycled record sleeves. Envelopes with nothing in them but a letter saying ‘here’s five euros for the last two zines’ were quite common, I think I must have kept a light fingered postie in fags for many a year.

I’ve been in these ruts before, when everything sounds same-y and the world does nothing but pump out generic music bubbles that pop like the watery suds on the top of a crap pint of lager. It eventually passes. A release comes along that sort of makes sense of the situation.

Is ‘The Brunt’ that release? Perhaps. Perhaps not. But it is rather lovely and the perfect antidote to whatever lassitude it is that ails you. Its the kind of Midwich drone that effortlessly floats by, a warm breeze on a summers day that makes you feel glad to be alive, a pint of beer that hits the spot perfectly, the smell of a field full of oil seed rape as you pass by on the way to somewhere special in an open top sports car. But what I like about The Brunt the most is that it exists only in a digital format. After eyeing downloads suspiciously since their inception I now realise that, in some circumstance at least, they have their uses.

I wouldn’t for instance pay iTunes a £125 for the Beatles box set [box set here being somewhat of a misnomer seeing as how it only exists digitally]  or £100 for the AC/DC Complete Collection, I do prefer hard copy over download but there comes a time when a download is all you need. As evinced by the recent Tom Carter Benefit Release where a hundred artists gave their work for free so that you the punter could donate money to the ’Get Tom Carter Back On His Feet’ fund without the hassle of the people involved having to waste money and time making hard copies that would cost even more money to send in the post for you to listen to and leave on a shelf when you’ve done with it. The Brunt is a benefit track too. A pound is all thats asked for. That pound will help Rob Hayler fund his Barrel Nut micro zine and other Radio Free Midwich adventures. One measly English pound.

All this ties in nicely with my thoughts on the continued clear out that began several months ago. Mrs Fisher’s mantra ‘The more shit you own, the more the shit owns you’ is one to live by. Less is more. Ditch the shit or have someone sort it out once you’ve pegged it. The continued clear out sees the classical vinyl collection [minus the avant garde stuff] disappear down the chazza along with a further thinning of the kind of crap that I bought just because I thought they had nice covers. LP’s with nice covers and crap music can go live in Oxfam. Discogs sees a small trickle of once thought good items that I bought because Julian Cope told me to and the work of several electronic artist who I now realise have more time, money and sycophantic label bosses than is good for them.

And whilst I’m here ... box sets packed with ludicrous amounts of detritus. It gets worse. Recent favourites and prime examples of the genre are the first three Oasis albums, now all getting the 20th Anniversary treatment, bloated up to include 3CD’s, 2 LP’s, a 56 page hardback coffee table book, a 12 x 12” print, a tote bag, an enamel keyring, a set of badges, 5 postcards and an exclusive 7" single, all yours for a £110. Not to be outdone Neil Young’s new release has a box set version containing this lot; a standard LP, a “direct feed from the booth" audiophile LP, seven 6" clear vinyl discs, 1 standard CD, 1 DVD, one 32-page book, a 12" x 12" book, and [of course] a download version. This also retails at a £110 meaning that if you spent £220 on these two box sets you will have parted with a sizeable amount of money for two albums. Forget all the crap that comes with it, thats £220 for two albums worth of music. You can buy a lot of curtains for that kind of money, or 220 Midwich downloads. I know which I prefer.





http://radiofreemidwich.wordpress.com/






Gorges - Our Throats Like Valleys

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Gorges - Our Throats Like Valleys
Abandon Reason. ABRE001
Cassette [100 copies] + DL

I’m In The Abyss!
Abandon Reason. ABRE000
DL + Art Prints.


Setting up your recording equipment in environments conducive to echo is no new thing of course. The recent unearthing of 1984’s ‘Curfew Recordings’ where a bitumen tank 10m tall and 26m wide was utilized by various members of the early English Industrial/Noise scene to create some seriously ritualistic resonant waves sent me scurrying down internet holes to seek out further examples of delightful echoey reverberation. I found Pauline Oliveros who with her Deep Listening Band one day descended 14 foot underground to an enormous disused water cistern in Washington State to record the seminal album Deep Listening. Fellow band member Stuart Dempster returned to the same space with several fellow explorers to recorded massed drones using trombones. I dare say you could fill many a page with saxophone players who have utilized the insides of churches backed by the Hillard Ensemble alone but its the urban, concrete and steel environments that I find more rewarding.

Not for our intrepid heroes the welcoming sight of a medieval church and the smile of an obliging cleric or a professional sound recording crew, Oliveros and her gang had to wade through the muck that was left in that cistern, the Curfew crew recorded in the middle of the night, surreptitiously so as to avoid arrest, all the while slowly sinking in to the bitumen residue. Gorges stick to this ethos by recording in a disused underground car park in Galway Ireland. Three of them, equipped with various instruments including two harmoniums, two toy horns, a trombone, a nefar [an African horn I think] and their own voices.

Our Throats Like Valley’s is, as you would expect from something recorded in a dank, candle lit, disused car park within spitting distance of the west coast of Ireland, seriously dark, droney and moody. The sounds reflect the space it was recorded in perfectly. I’m assuming all these eight tracks are improvised too [the download actually works better here as the tracks are reduced to side A and B thus making the track titles redundant]. Moving from ghostly moans to all out trombone abuse, the mood shifts from folky moans to to Pharoah Sanders-esque drones with suitable ease and if the noisy stuff drowns out the reverberations somewhat, who am I to complain?

All this highlights what is beginning to look like a developing Irish ‘scene’ - a disused underground car park in Galway may find itself at the center of it all. Gigs have been played here despite the darkness and, I’m assuming, the overall unwelcoming nature of the place, with punters stumbling around in the dark following candles as markers whilst trying not to step in puddles of sea water. A compendium of works recorded here exist through ‘I’m in the Abyss’, a primer of sorts highlighting the ways different artists treat the space and how the space responds to folk music, sheet metal bashing and bells being thrown around [amongst other things]. Somewhere in that lot I heard a violin sawing that's was as near to a Steve Reich piece as its possible to get without being Steve Reich. I wonder if Reich ever performs in car parks? Perhaps not.

All of this coincides with Bang The Bore’s up and coming Twelve Tapes project at Bristol's Arnolfini; a composition for 24 car parks, a sine wave, twelve C60 cassettes and any number of performers.

Car parks, its where its all happening.


http://abandonreason.bandcamp.com/



SPON 40/41/42 and Decadence Comics

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SPON 40
Story Simon Harris Art Dr. Adolf Steg
 A4 comic.

SPON 41
In Memory of Nigel Joseph CD

SPON 42
The Mark Ritchie Pocket Poetry Edition.
A6 booklet. 30 copies.

ADAMAO by Stathis Tsemberlidis
Decadence Productions 2011
A5 comic.

Aaaphide Spenk Comik - Stories by Shaun Odor and Dr. Adolf Steg.
A5 comic

We left Dr. Steg outside Gullivers in Manchester at past midnight in the pouring rain his golden masks in Ikea bags surrounding his feet like golden beetles. He cut a forlorn figure, damp to his very soul, the drink having taken its effect many hours earlier when he decided to usurp whatever it was that was playing across the corridor by staging his own anti-concert. This consisted of throwing to the floor just about anything he could get his hands on whilst waving about dangerous looking gold sprayed knives and crosses that he’d brought along as Smell & Quim props. Somewhere down the line the rather benevolent staff took it upon themselves to tell him in no uncertain words that if he didn’t stop playing silly buggers he’d find himself on the street rather earlier and damper than he anticipated.

And there he is on stage with Smell & Quim not too long after, wearing one of his masks, drunk as hell shouting and screaming in to a microphone alongside someone who up until that afternoon had never heard of Smell & Quim.

The noise world could do with a few more loose canons. It certainly adds to the tension at gigs.

It seems that my premature announcement of the death of Dr. Steg’s SPON project caused a bit of a stir amongst friends of the the good doctors work. It turns out that I was half right and half wrong all along. SPON will cease after its 42nd incarnation but word reaches me from Steg’s very own pen, this very day of our Lord the 22nd of May 2014 that the project will continue as a collaborative one under the SPOONGG banner.

If the two collaborations here are representative then the future looks long and brown and Jimmy Savile cigar shaped. Thats a good thing in Steg’s world and in ours too. Having delighted, amused, baffled and [some may say] outraged those of us who have come across his work since emerging via the Fylde Coast it would be nothing short of a national tragedy to see him hang up his knife, pen, scissors, glue, spray paint or whatever it is he chooses to create his work with.

Steg’s right eye bulges with healthy disdain when it comes to trying to make sense of this ball of muck and water that spins beneath our feet. If his work offends then I dare say he’d be chuffed to bits. The recent jailing of various 70’s DJ’s, entertainers and celebrities for sex crimes is manna from heaven for one such as Steg. What was once cuddly and TV friendly and to be found adorning the walls of unknowing cherubs turns out to be the very thing they should have be afraid of. The world turned upside down. Chaos in pink rooms with Baba Papa wallpaper and David ‘Kid’ Jensen on the radio.

Lets start with what I think is the most delightful item here; a small A6 [?] booklet with a braille, paint smudged cover, lots of Steg’s bright and colorful abstractions and lots and lots of poems as culled from Mark Ritchie’s Hiroshima Yeah! zine. Ritchie puts out the cynical, world weary, drink soaked, fuck you cut and paste HY! zine on a regular monthly basis and is a much anticipated and welcome arrival here, as it has been for what must be over ten years now.  Most of the poems are Ritchie’s own but there a few from HY’s other contributors all of them suffused with huge amounts of drollery and apathy. I’m no massive poetry fan myself but I cant help but admire Ritchie’s work especially a two line poem like ‘Fanxiety’ that both nails the trivial ridiculousness of the ever expanding modern cultural lexicon whilst giving us a chortle along the way:

'The definition of fanxiety is:
worrying about your teeth'.


Or on existentialist philosophy:

'I shite,
Therefore I am'.


A treasured item that I hope will become as sacred as Bukowski’s early pamphlet ‘Crucifix in a Deathhand’. I shall carry it and submit to memory its most memorable words, reciting them to somber drunks in The Duncan. A willing audience if ever there was one.

The Happy Christmas issue sees Simon Harris’s OZ OZ Alice blogspot entries used as text for a host of Steg’s twisted creatures. A meeting of Blackpool minds with the Ceramic Hobs mainman’s observations [a curious mixture of the mundane and the unsettling] finding a voice via many a Steg deformity.

The most poignant artifact here is the tribute to Ceramic Hobs guitarist Nigel Joseph who died earlier this year. ‘Nigel Joseph 1 2 3’ contains his last ever noise release under that name and the Hobs gig as recorded after his funeral. I actually reviewed ‘1 2 3’ two days before Joseph’s death, the news of which spooked me no end. My initial reaction was that I hope he didn’t commit suicide over what I wrote [my review was hardly enthusiastic] which in the cold light of day appears ridiculous but this is the Hobs we’re talking about here. That review appears here. The gig at his wake is a typically wild and shambolic Hobs affair presaged with five minutes of people ordering drinks at the bar before a guitar gets plugged in and things go suitably haywire. I dare say drink had been taken.

The rest of what you see here are various bits of detritus that accompany Steg missives and two comics from Decadence Comics which Dr Steg assures me is worthy of your attention. From what I’ve seen here I’d agree wholeheartedly. Aaaphide Spenk Comik contains stories by Shaun Odour and Steg whose images appear to be rips from French outfit La Dernier Cri, bits of letters from Jason Williams and various other cut and paste robbed ephemera, the centre spread is reproduced here in all its magnificence. ADAMAO baffled me no end but its minimalist style certainly appealed in a dystopian fantasy kind of way.


One more and SPOONGG’s away then.
  
   
World of Steg

Decadence Comics

LF Records and Extraction.

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Ian Watson - Terrestrials Gone Tropic With Some Pretty Fancy Animals
LF Records. CDR. LF032

Robert Ridley-Shackleton - Ovencleaner
LF Records. 3” CDR. LF033

Hagman - Number Mask
LF Records. CDR. LF037

DSIC - Infinite Dream
LF Records. CDR. LF038




The word on the street is ‘Extraction’. It’s a word used to describe a kind of music that is mainly recorded on bust up old equipment thats filtered with field recordings and makes you cry. Electronic in nature but not exclusively so it encapsulates all that is good in a free floating, heady, psychedelic, industrial, grim, dub landscape way without ever becoming harsh or all out pure noise.

Its not easy this sub genre identifying job but if anyone can do it then Rob Hayler’s your man. Having nailed the ‘no audience underground’ banner to an ever widening mast a while back he’s now doing the same for ‘Extraction’ and it fits like a latex glove.

Like all genres and sub genres it takes a while before you realise that you’re actually listening to one. Plenty of people working within the ‘no audience’ underground have unwittingly been doing their bit for ‘extraction’ for quite a few years now and while I’m never that happy when it comes to pigeonholing it does make the writers job a lot easier. Whether the artists involved ever sit comfortably with it is another thing altogether though.

By far the most rewarding and extraction-esque of the four we have here is Hagman’s ‘Number Mask’. The two Leeds based and unrelated Thomas’s deliver slowly evolving movements of a dreamlike electronic nature where you are want to drift off finding yourself slowly nodding away to swathes of analogue synth wash and field recordings of Leeds suburbs.

Number Mask contains three very short outings given only track numbers as recognition, random blurts and electronic gamelan of sorts but its the longer work outs where the thing blossoms. 'The Solar Factory' begins all Geiger counter-y before developing a frequency hum, ‘The Tower Revolving’ is TG like with a series of small stabs mingling between the barely audible street sounds, 'A Sequence of a Short Dream' personifies Hagman and extraction itself, a meditative gently rolling sub rhythm over which a melody of sorts comes and goes. Last track ‘Guiseppi’ is a simple oscillating drone that mutates through a two pitched phase until it cuts dead leaving a chasm of silence in its wake.

What we’re hearing here is the continuance of that fine North European tradition for producing electronic works of a forward thinking nature. Cologne, Dusseldorf and Leeds.  Three of my favourite city’s blessed with an abundance of electronic pioneers.

Ian Watson's quirkily titled ‘Terrestrials Tropic With Some Pretty Fancy Animals’ also fits the ‘Extraction’ bill. Twelve tracks of very gently evolving industrial ambient soundscapes that at times bear close comparison to William Basinski’s loop work. Twelve tracks in all each one having enough of an individual vibe to make for a rewarding hours worth of travel.  

Watson disguises his sound sources well enough to demand close attention from the listener. Organic in feel they sound like distant prop planes, unidentifiable hums, dentists suction pumps and broken glass ground into disused factory floors. Tape loop decay appears to best effect on track ten [all tracks are untitled], a gorgeous melancholic doze whose drifting motif flutters in and out of hearing like an ephemeral drug fairy giving you just enough to carry you off on without losing focus on your whereabouts. These are tracks that are heavy with emotion, leaden, doomy, weighty, soporific. 

DSIC is computer music. Or music made by computers. Like what Hecker and Haswell do, does, did and they have their fans and what I've heard is fine but I find it too cold and detached, like the soul has been sucked from the room leaving a cold empty place. Sonically its interesting with every facet of every sound ringing clear but I find it only works really well when the volume jumps and the pure noise kicks in which sadly it only does the once here.

And then we have Robert Ridley-Shackleton and his ‘Ovencleaner’. Not so much ‘Extraction’ as ‘Distraction’. A caterwauling Dadaist scrape of atonal electronic squawk that's akin to an early Pierre Henry work being squeezed out of an annoyed ducks arse. A release so efficient at getting me to put my hands over my ears that I tried turning the stereo off with my foot. Perhaps some other time.  




LF Records

[For a far more detailed and erudite description of all things 'Extraction' I point you in the direction of Rob Hayler's most excellent written article on the subject.]




Smell & Quim

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Smell & Quim/Onomatopoeia - 'Live At Kirkstall Lites - Brutalist Mix'
Cipher Productions [Sic 82]. CD

Smell & Quim - Quim De La Quim
Stront. Cassette. [C90 in A5 wallet with two inserts]


The Smell & Quim tour bus is full of rotting corpses watching animal porn. Rolf Harris steering the 254 Huddersfield to Leeds Arriva to the Kirkstall Lites, a neon lit fun pub where the tearful souls of attendees are tormented by long haired skeletons in shell suits bearing an uncanny resemblance to Jimmy Savile. The conductor is Cyril Smith. A midget troupe of Black and White Minstrels sing a capella versions of Brown Girl In The Ring whilst pumping helium into tired wheels that show their webbing. Chuck D swings his oversized alarm clock in homage to Jimmy Clitheroe and Ken Dodd tells jokes. How tickled I am.

The recent rectum invading Gulliver’s gig in Manchester added yet another page to the already notorious Smell & Quim live action dossier. See them at all costs. They’re on fine form. There are no substitutes. For none are drunker. None more chaotic or unstable. None will leave the venue, themselves or you in a more disheveled state. You may fear for your ears and your eyes, your Farah slacks and your carrier bag carrying that days charity shop pickings but you will leave a better person. You will have been anointed in the best possible way.

Alas I wasn't at the Kirkstall Lites gig that night in Leeds in the early 90’s but I hear it was a good one. Wet fish may have been involved. Of the several Smell & Quim collaborations with Stephen Fricker's Onomatopoeia in the 90's I saw, alas, none.

Fricker is now forever known as the forgotten man of the English noise scene. Disappeared, just like that. But what a man. I once saw him tottering around the Red Rose on Seven Sisters Road, glass in hand, like a magician about to show you a magic trick - the trick being trying to keep the beer in the glass before it made it to his mouth. A fine fellow in a loud shirt and a greasy overcoat. Arthur Daley on cheap drink looking like he needed a good nights sleep. If you’re reading this, have one for me Mr. Fricker.

One of those live outings was at that shitty 'Kirkstall Lites'. An edge of Leeds 'fun pub' where all the 'fun' was to be had in paying over the odds for shit beer beneath piss poor murals featuring John Coltrane and Charlie Parker. It captures 18 brutal minutes worth of pure, exhilarating noise that appears to have been run through a mixer and shows that when it comes to making noise in its purest, most basic, nihilistic form Smell & Quim can live with the best. I still wish I’d been there.

Quim De La Quim's three studio tracks hark back to a previous Smell & Quim age. Constructed by Srdenovic and Gillham it brings to mind earlier releases such as ‘A Sods As Good As A Wank To A Blind Arse’, early 90’s Smell & Quim where the Industrial parp and scrape of rusty axles bring to mind huge female bottoms pounding old fashioned bicycle saddles down cobbled streets. ‘Anal American’ contains premium rate porn chat smut as background to all manner of tree felling and ballon rubbing hideousness. There’s a Beatles-esque Day in the Life never ending chord smash and the hand drier in The Grove blaring away and at its very end with a spittle flecked ‘CUNT’ is the maestro himself Milvoan Srdenovic. For just in case you’d forgotten what it was you were listening to. As if you could.

The more attentive amongst you will have noticed that all the tracks on Side A are the reverse of Side B [in a fashion] which is exactly the effect upon playback. Rather than this render the B side a predictable experiment in reversed noise it actually creates a unique listen in itself.

Last track ‘Killer Cunt’ is Smell & Quim at their pounding best. A juddering juggernaut of skull shaped maracas beaten together at a pulse quickening rate, a pounding beast of a thing, an explosion in a bottling plant, a scrap yard gone mad, concrete going around your new Bosch washing machine.

And again maestro, this time in reverse.



Cipher

Stront

Vowinckel / Kutin

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Antje Vowinckel - Terra Prosodia
Gruenrekorder. Gruen 125. CD/DL

Peter Kutin - Burmese Days
Gruenrekorder. Gruen 132. LP/DL


The Tower of Babel. A convenient Biblical story created to explain the existence of the multitude of languages we share. But what if we all spoke the same language? Wouldn’t it be much easier? If only we hadn’t pissed God off all those years ago with that silly tower.

I love languages. I may not speak some of the European ones very well but I like to have a go when given the opportunity. And when the that fails there’s always finger pointing and sign language. Its all part of the fun and you usually get there in the end. Its not like I’m involved in foreign diplomacy here, I’m usually trying to buy a meal or get a bus somewhere. Travels abroad used to be a lesson in how much schoolboy French you could remember but now that everyone speaks English its less of a thrill.  When working abroad in the 90’s I did have to resort to ordering food in rural Chinese restaurants by pointing at several items on a menu covered in characters I couldn’t understand hoping that some of it would be edible, but by adding the Chinese word for beer, I at least got a drink. Some of the food turned out to be pretty good too.

Languages continue to die out as the world shrinks ever smaller. I read recently that the Danes are worried that their children now find Danish harder to learn than English. The single commonplace French language is also a fairly modern concept after the 17th century French government of the day realised that a nation that didn’t speak a common tongue was virtually ungovernable and deliberately eradicated numerous local tongues. The list of extinct European languages alone runs into the dozens.  

Antje Vowinckel’s release Terra Prosodia collects several European languages that are in danger of dying out so that we can hear what they sound like ourselves; Romansch, Gutamal, Wallis-Deutsch and a couple of obscure ‘French’ examples are reproduced for our edification. Its an educational undertaking and one of which I wholeheartedly approve. If only it stopped there. By adding pointless bits of noodling electronica to these voices [twanging rulers anyone?] Vowinckel [a sound artist] actually detracts from them. I obviously don’t understand what the speakers are saying but I’d like to hear what they do have to say without a cat taking a walk along a synth. I’m at a loss as to why anyone would think this would be a good idea at all.

Peter Kutin’s excellent Burmese Days does a far better job than Vowinckel’s by keeping things simpler. Here, a collection of eleven field recordings are segued into two wholes [unusually for Gruenrekorder this comes as a vinyl release] with the voices of the Burmese, where ever they appear along this wonderful release, given a clarity they deserve.

Kutin visited Myanmar in 2012 shortly after 60 years of military rule gave way to a democracy of sorts. With journalists now given free reign to wander where they wish Kutin returned with, no doubt, many hours of field recordings which he then used to capture the feelings he experienced whilst there. Having listened to my fair share of field recordings I’d say he’s done a fantastic job. Typing this in a muggy room late at night as the UK reaches its first heatwave of the summer means those insects and forest sound are far nearer Myanmar than Leeds.

This is a ‘journey’ work capturing many aspects of his trip, insects, forests, bowl rings, the imam’s 5.a.m call, street markets, work places, train journeys, gongs ... the lone male singer on ‘Train to Rangoon’ is a happy one, the sound of the train wheels on the rickety track adding its own rhythm, the insects that open the piece are nearer pure electronics than cicadas, the bowl ring that rides out the last five minutes is spine tingling.

Kutin is aided by Viennese turntablist dieb13 who had a hand in mixing it and Brendt Thurner who added various gongs and metallophone sounds. Their contributions augment and enhance the work.

This is the only field recording album I’ve heard of that instructs the listener to play it back at high volume with good bass response. At times it does feel like you’re listening to glitch electronica or a Pan Sonic album but this only adds to its mystery and longevity.

Burmese Days is a work worthy of many repeated plays. A true gem in the Gruenrekorder catalogue.




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